What a fantastic place !!! I went down there in my polyester sun frock and espadrilles expecting your usual greek waiters dancing and smashing plates - and was pleasantly surprised by the hard core techno and underground dance music !!! Soon popped home and changed into my day-glo boiler suit and obligatory white gloves !!! Boy did those Scottish ravers in kilts like my whistle, glo-sticks and 'jack (of knobs) your body' moves !! The NRG secret recipe cocktail was a hit - I'm thinking the ingredients were grey goose vodka, chantreuse and cristal champers ?? Anyone agree ??

Had to pop back with word of warning !!! Avoid the reps - they look tasty but are probably all gay. They probably even fall in love with locals called Dmitri behind your back. Not that I'm bitter or anything .... also avoid the NRG cocktails if you have a liking for karaoke - any singing after midnight in this resort is likely to get you banged up !! Big up Lynn and Dave - just tell us now - what did you do with the lilo you robbed ???

Donny - yo man !! Hanging with the South, South Bronx posse !!! Big up the Sirtaki massive !! Make sure you know your R Kelly from your Matthew Kelly if you dine here !!!

If your lucky you might just get to check out the owners jeep - or take away a rather large rock as a souvenire - but be nice and the odd poetry reading might help with this !!!

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